Wardrobe Wednesday

First off, I need to apologize to Kelly, our gracious hostess of Wardrobe Wednesday for turning her fun mid-week meme into a trashy spectacle. I'll clean things up for next week, I swear.

So let's get right into it. As most of you already know, we attended the most trash-tastic event of the year over the weekend. This was our parking pass for the day...We thought about going back to watch the fireworks in the evening after the guys had cleaned up and we all ate dinner back at the cottage, but our parking pass was a little under the weather from a little too much fun.

This one is actually real, but he was fun and even fake arrested me on the way out for a fun photo opportunity.

Look closely. This guy (below) is wearing a hat made from beer cans and from what I can tell, approximately 7 yards of coordinating rick rack.
Not sure what event the woman below thought she was attending wearing white pants and a white T-shirt, but with the rain earlier in the day, she came prepared with her purple nylon jacket and animal print umbrella.

I wonder if she was trolling for men...
Sorry ladies, drunk Santa the man in the striped overalls is taken.

The sticker on this guy's shirt reads: My Pussy Doesn't Lick Itself