Tuesday, January 18, 2011

If Flash Could Talk

Our not so little puppy is finally starting to learn some of the house rules. For a while there I'm pretty sure he thought his name was Dammit Flash. He now knows that peeing on the floor makes me very upset and usually involves him getting pulled around by his collar, a nose rub in the carpet/ rug/ clothing the girls left laying on the floor that was way too easy to pee on without making that telltale splash noise, ending with a walk out the back door. He discovered that standing by the door and barking or ringing the bell is a good way to avoid such unpleasant activities. His biting and chewing are getting better as well but not before he chewed off the upholstery on the end of the foot rest of our recliner and pulled up a silver dollar sized section of carpet out of the living room.

Who's a naughty good boy?
ME, ME, ME! IS THAT A BEGGIN' STRIP? I'M A GOOD BOY!

LOOK AT ME! I CAN DO THIS STAY THING ALL DAY IF YOU WANT. AS LONG AS THAT BEGGIN' STRIP IN YOUR LEFT HAND WILL BECOME MINE IN THE NEAR FUTURE.

WELL, ACTUALLY I NEED THAT BEGGIN' STRIP RIGHT NOW!

LOOK! I CAN LAY DOWN TOO, JUST LIKE YOU ASKED. DOES THAT MEAN I GET ANOTHER ONE?

YES, I DO THINK MY LEFT LEG MAKES A GREAT REST FOR MY UNIT.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CUT MY NAILS AGAIN ARE YOU? NO REALLY, THAT SUCKS.

ARE WE DONE YET?

6 comments:

sheila said...

By the expressionless face I'd guess that Flash doesn't realllly give a damn about getting scolded. lol

True Blue Texan said...

He's adorable! In a rather largish way.

Riot Kitty said...

He is so cute! There's one difference between the species...if a man sat around resting his unit on his foot, I don't think we'd be quite as amused.

Shady Lady said...

My goodness, he's got a lot to say! And he is just too darn CUTE!!!

Wild Child said...

He's about as thrilled as your gals when it comes to picture taking time now. At least he can't complain. ;)

Sparklee said...

AAAW, what a sweet puppy face! My dogs won't pose for photos! They are too busy sniffing the camera to see if it's edible!