My grandmother just called to check in on Mae, and after the crap day we had, this was just the conversation I needed.
"Have you ever watched that Dancing With the Stars program?"
I have, but not this season.
"Good Lord! You know they don't even dance to the music. They were just doing a waltz, but that was like no waltz I've ever seen. It's more like aerobics than dancing. They were shaking and jumping around like a bunch of monkeys. And those outfits! Well, this gal at least was a little covered up but most of them have their boobs and every other part hanging out. Forget it!"
Grandma, you made my day!