So how do you play Ass or Face? There needs to be even numbers of partially clothed guys and girls, a blindfold and some dice. Roll of one die determines which sex the contestant must kiss, and the roll of the second die determines which body part must be kissed while blindfolded. Then the contestant must decide which body part he or she just kissed. Sounds like some sort of sexual experimentation/drinking game to me.
When I turned 27 I already had 2 children and no time to play silly college drinking games. Trust me the only butts I come in contact with are cute little kid butts running around after a bath. Sometimes I wish my life were as simple as his. He has no children, no pets, no person of real significance in his life (that I know of at least), he doesn't even own a car or a cell phone. He comes and goes as he pleases, eats when he wants, sleeps when he wants. A simple life of hard boiled eggs, coffee and a short walk to work from his little compartment. A bachelor to the core complete with duct tape, but that's how he likes it.
Happy B-day bro and for goodness sake wash your hands!