I decided it was finally time to take down my outdoor X-mas lights. Yeah, I know it's Feb.3 but it's been bitterly cold and windy so I really haven't been in the mood to freeze my ass off unwinding the lights and prying the frozen extension cords off of the lawn. To my credit, I did unplug the lights last week, as the timer was all messed up and would turn on at about bedtime and stay on all night- totally annoying. So, this morning after Mae left for school, I bundled up and went outside. I removed all of the garland and unplugged everything, but of course I had forgotten that Hubby screwed the light up snowmen right to the porch, so there they sit.